Pardon me!

Wouldn’t it be nice? I hereby pardon myself for every bad thing that I’ve ever done in my life. That’s one large laundry list! I hereby forgive myself. I wouldn’t have done any of that stuff if I knew I was going to get caught! So I command you to forgive me for every crummy that I’ve done, and hereby declare I will not allow it to ever bite me in the butt. That’s because I’ve pardoned me and anybody that I’ve ever hurt can’t say anything to me about it. While I’m at it I want to pardon my kids. They are really did nothing wrong in their lives. Normal kid stuff. Broken window. Lighting a mailbox on fire. Some nasty egg-throwing instead of trick-or-treating on Halloween. They have been pardoned. This monarch has forgiven them and has thrown the umbrella of protection around them. And while I’m at it I think I’m going to pardon my attorney too. Even though he’s a lying scumbag who’s been involved with foreign powers who would like to see us just go away I forgive you buddy, and because I forgive you I hereby demand that everybody and every institution in this country forgive you too. Even though everyone knows you’re a conniving kickback taking 💰 the son of a B, you have been deemed untouchable by the king! Wouldn’t it be nice to have that kind of power? Enough said!

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